Friday, January 29, 2010

excue me, is this YOUR nose?

If *I* am okay with the fact that my husband might quit his job before he has a new one or if *I* am okay with the fact that he avoids formal and work events like the plague, why?... what?.. *sigh*
Why do i even have to defend this? If my husband says "XYZ" Why does an 'adult' have to say "No, ABC" in a tone that says "this is what normal, responsible people do." We ARE NOT NORMAL and there's a reason we do not have children (okay there are many), and it is so that we are not responsible for fucking up anyone else's lives with our crazy ass decisions. Mind you, I know I stick my nose where it doesn't belong too, but my husband is 34 and married. He does not need a 'grown up' to remind him of societal norms that are stupid and designed to make people crazy. Also,why is it assumed that because I am quiet, I am just letting this happen or quietly disagreeing... PERHAPS I am as crazy as he is and am completely okay with this. I like him the way he is, even if that doesn't fit a mold... in fact, IT'S WHY I MARRIED HIM. Mind you, the 'grown-ups' in question don't mind people who think outside the box, they very quickly get to a point where they think it is "too much" and he needs to be reminded how he 'should' act. The only "too much" is what we decide is too much for whatever our reasons might be.

Seriously. None. of. your. business.

Suggestions and ideas are welcome. Commands and forcing your way of thinking on us... screw that!

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that is all.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

*Head Tilt*

My dog, when confronted with an idea with which he is unfamiliar but intrigued will tilt his head to one side. If you repeat yourself, he will tilt his head back the other way. This can continue all day.
"Ahboo, Unicycle!" *tilt right*
"Unicycle!" *tilt left*
"UUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuunicycle" *tilt right*
repeat until you are no longer amused by the cuteness or the dog hears someone rustling in the pantry.

So, this weekend I had to take my husband to the emergency room. It turned out to be minor, but it was scary nonetheless and he has been in a fair amount of pain since. Today, being the lovely wife and caregiver that I am, I brought home dinner. A sandwich and a cookie for him and a soup and a cookie for me. I spilled some of my soup in the microwave and did not clean it immediately. My husband went back to warm something up in the microwave and cleaned it but not without asking why i couldn't have done it myself as it took like 5 seconds for him to do it.
I responded by screaming something incoherent about him being an ass and that i didn't even know why I didn't do it because I was too stressed to have any thought processes. He asked why I was stressed and I said "you were in the hospital!" and he responded "That was two days ago, your stress should be gone"

*Head Tilt*

My stress does not go away unless I do something to make it.... ever. The idea that it can almost makes my brain hurt. Am I alone in this? Does most people's stress just disappear without anything specifically being done or do most people have to work for it like I do. Sure, I can relax a little and feel like I'm not falling apart, but unless there is something there to fix the stress, I am always a ticking time bomb waiting to scream over spilled soup or requests to fix typos...

In fact, I know you're counting grammatical errors in your head right now... FUCK YOU!