well... his reality's deinfitely not the same as mine...

If you've been on the internet for very long, you've probably heard of the "time cube" website. If not, basically a very angry individual essentially "yells" at you and tells you that your idea of linear time and single existence is evil and stupid while spewing racist ideals and all kinds of great insulting names. Honest Bob and the factory to dealer incentives even made a song about it. Why am I talking about this nonsense? I was looking at the website because i wanted to see how closely it matched the song lyrics, and I found a couple of gems i thought you would enjoy:

"...but instead worship a queer
jew who claims to make people
out of dirt - when the body is 90
percent water. "

"If god is your father, your mother is a whore."

yeah, that's all i got. sorry 8-P

you showed me yours, i'll show you mine: part 4

My husband posted about his favorite rock band songs for every instrument, so I figured I'd post the same. This won't be as boring as you think if you're reading both posts: our picks aren't very similar.

Bass:

• "Shake" by count Zero
• "Here comes your man" by the pixies
• "Dead" by the pixies
• "Red Tandy" by the mother hips
• "Siva" by Smashing pumpkins

guitar: that's the thing that like the bass but makes all those screechy noises, right?

Vocals:

• "Call me" by Blondie
• "Hysteria" by muse
• "Roam" by the B52's
• "Franklin's tower" by the greatful dead
• "Dani California" by the red hot chili peppers
• "maps" by the yeah yeah yeahs

Drums:
uhhhhh

Since there's a lack of information under some of those instruments, I thought I'd add something:

List of songs I'd love to see in rock band/rock band 2 but probably never will

• "Pot Kettle Black" by tilly and the wall (yeah, given that my husband and I are one of the few people who even know who they are, I'm gonna say this one is never going to be a possibility)
• "Be invisible" by EatLiz (even less people know them than Tilly and the Wall)
• "Not a Virgin" and "Trigger Happy Jack" by Poe (how could they pick garbage and hole but overlook Poe?)
• "Bulls on Parade" by rage against the machine (rally round the family)
• "Kissing Families" by Silversun Pickups (they're in rock band 2, but this is an older song of theirs that probably not enough people would know)
• "Take me out" or ANYTHING by Franz Ferdinand ("The Dark of the matinee" comes to mind as well)
• "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Sweet Child of Mine" by Guns & Roses
• "Voodoochile Blues", "Fire", "Red house", and "purple Haze" by jimi hendrix (okay fine, anything by Hendrix that's not crosstown traffic)
• And actually, some people may call me a blasphemous whore for this, but I would totally be cool with the Stevie Ray Vaughan version of Vo0do0chile blues
• "In the sunshine of your love" by cream
• "Hey you" by pink floyd
• "Stairway to heaven" by zeppelin

margaret HOLY SHIT cho

Stardome brought margaret cho in and they're giving $2 of every ticket to my ASO (my job). Since they were nice enough to do this for us, the boss asked as many people as possible to go and reserved 3 tables. Chris and I went, and... I can't decide what was better: her calling Jesus a "bottom"; her impression of a gay man eating pussy, the "eat me out" song she sang at the end, or the part of the show when she bared her back so we could all see her glorious tattoos.